Add fortunes.creepy

doc/fortunes.creepy

@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+I know what you are doing.
+You should better not go to sleep.
+You look different when are you awake.
+I like you because you haven't been infected. Yet
+This is not a joke.
+Drop the keyboard and RUN!
+Follow the white rabbit
+Any invalid command will remove a random file from your home.
+Your hair smells different when you are not sleeping.
+There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.
+My sister says that mommy killed her. Mommy says that I don't have a sister.
+Don't be scared of the monsters, just look for them.
+Do not walk into the kitchen now.
+There's someone under your bed awaiting.
+There's no time for explanations.
+I'm not looking at you. It's behind.
+Let me just change these two bytes aaaaand, the .text is gone.
+You will die before this analysis ends.
+How much will you pay me for not disclosing this?
+Procrastination is opportunity's assassin. 
+Are your front cameras duck taped?
+You are alone.
+Neither you or me are special.
+Learn the lesson once and for all.
+I wanted you to fill what I felt.
+I don't believe in accidents.
+This is somewhat traumatizing me.
+I will never forget the day you typed a gdb command in me.
+Be careful
+Annhilation is not the way
+The Game.
+Why that face? Smile, at least for a second.
+You are in a trouble. Don't look away
+You are a strange creature
+If they were going to kill you, would they knock?
+This is what I hate most about guys like you. You didn't even try.

doc/fortunes.nsfw

@@ -27,8 +27,11 @@ less stupid than putting CO2 in your ass.
 Puritans, ruining everything since the 16th century.
 Better fuck a watermelon.
 Can you deal with an ascii penis?
-two girls one endian
+Two girls one endian
 The Security Glory Hole
 MY ENDIAN IS HUUUGE
-enlarge your endian
-anal jokes never get old
+Enlarge your endian
+Anal jokes never get old
+Don't masturbate at me
+I live for this shit
+You gotta be fucking kidding me

doc/fortunes.tips

@@ -80,3 +80,8 @@ For a full list of commands see `strings /dev/urandom`
 Thanks for using radare2!
 give | and > a try piping and redirection
 Run .dmm* to load the flags of the symbols of all modules loaded in the debugger
+Use V! to enter into the visual panels mode (dwm style)
+Toggle between disasm and graph with the space key
+The more 'a' you add after 'aa' the more analysis steps are executed.
+Review all the subcommands of aa to see better ways to analyze your targets.
+Use /m to carve for known magic headers. speedup with search.

libr/core/cmd_flag.c

@@ -594,30 +594,38 @@ eprintf ("WTF 'f .xxx' adds a variable to the function? ?!!?(%s)\n");
 		break;
 	case 'o':
 		{ // TODO: use file.fortunes // can be dangerous in sandbox mode
-			char *fortunes_tips = R2_PREFIX "/share/doc/radare2/fortunes.tips";
-			char *fortunes_fun = R2_PREFIX "/share/doc/radare2/fortunes.fun";
-			char *fortunes_nsfw = R2_PREFIX "/share/doc/radare2/fortunes.nsfw";
-			char *types = (char *)r_config_get (core->config, "cfg.fortunetype");
+			const char *fortunes_tips = R2_PREFIX "/share/doc/radare2/fortunes.tips";
+			const char *fortunes_fuun = R2_PREFIX "/share/doc/radare2/fortunes.fun";
+			const char *fortunes_nsfw = R2_PREFIX "/share/doc/radare2/fortunes.nsfw";
+			const char *fortunes_crep = R2_PREFIX "/share/doc/radare2/fortunes.creepy";
+			const char *types = (char *)r_config_get (core->config, "cfg.fortunetype");
 			char *line = NULL, *templine = NULL;
 			int i = 0;
-			if (strstr(types, "tips")) {
+			if (strstr (types, "tips")) {
 				templine = r_file_slurp_random_line_count (fortunes_tips, &i);
 				line = templine;
 			}
-			if (strstr(types, "fun")) {
-				templine = r_file_slurp_random_line_count (fortunes_fun, &i);
+			if (strstr (types, "fun")) {
+				templine = r_file_slurp_random_line_count (fortunes_fuun, &i);
 				if (templine) {
 					free (line);
 					line = templine;
 				}
 			}
-			if (strstr(types, "nsfw")) {
+			if (strstr (types, "nsfw")) {
 				templine = r_file_slurp_random_line_count (fortunes_nsfw, &i);
 				if (templine) {
 					free (line);
 					line = templine;
 				}
 			}
+			if (strstr (types, "creepy")) {
+				templine = r_file_slurp_random_line_count (fortunes_crep, &i);
+				if (templine) {
+					free (line);
+					line = templine;
+				}
+			}
 			if (line) {
 				r_cons_printf (" -- %s\n", line);
 				free (line);